I had Mel Gibsons....?

love child. I'm pretty sure it's his because all he ever does is scream anti-semitic things. He also runs around the house demanding a BJ or he will burn the house down. I'm at a total loss. What should I do? I've tried calling Mel but all he says is "blow me" then hangs up. I totally regret doing that eight-ball and bottle of jack with him 3 years ago...